A Taxidriver picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome Taxi driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies:'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'
She answers,'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see andhear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'
'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have sex with a nun.'
She responds,
'Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, You have to be single
#2, You must be Catholic.
# 3, I have to save my virginity, you will have to enter me from behind.
The Taxi driver is very excited and says,
'Yes, I'm single, Catholic, and Im happy to enter from behind!'
'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'
The nun fulfills his fantasy, in a way that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the Taxi driver starts crying.
'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'
'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish..'
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The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to fancy dress party.'
Humour
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Re: Humour
a man staying at a top hotel removes a card offering sexual services he got from a from a phone box.
back at the hotel he rings the number.
a lady with a silky voice answers and asks if she can be of any assistance.
the man says ..
id like a blowjob,a shag doggie style,some mild bondage,finishing off with some very hot sex
is that ok ?
the lady says ....
it sounds interesting sir the receptionist replies but u may like to dial 9 for an outside line first
ooppppppssssss
back at the hotel he rings the number.
a lady with a silky voice answers and asks if she can be of any assistance.
the man says ..
id like a blowjob,a shag doggie style,some mild bondage,finishing off with some very hot sex
is that ok ?
the lady says ....
it sounds interesting sir the receptionist replies but u may like to dial 9 for an outside line first
ooppppppssssss
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Re: Humour
Old Jokes...I have seen them on humour sites...Please be creative and post new ones..I liked Shree's style !!
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Re: Humour
Come on post some more... sharing is caring...
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Re: Humour
LOL ... this was funnyLoverboy wrote: The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to fancy dress party.'