Killing English

[maximus]

Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette... ? "
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Class teacher once said :

" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"



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once hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america.."



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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."



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dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....



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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said

" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)



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teacher in a furious mood...

write down ur name and father of ur name!!



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"shhh..... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"



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My manager started like this

"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"





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"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board



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"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"



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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"



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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...

"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"



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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father



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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"



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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??



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Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..

"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"

[neogenx]

Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette... ? "
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Class teacher once said :

" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"



************ ********* ********* ********* ****



once hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america.."



************ ********* ********* ********* ****



"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."



************ ********* ********* ********* ****



dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....



************ ********* ********* ********* ****



it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said

" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)



************ ********* ********* ********* ****



teacher in a furious mood...

write down ur name and father of ur name!!



************ ********* ********* ********* ****





"shhh..... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"



************ ********* ********* ********* ****



My manager started like this

"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"





************ ********* ********* ********* ****



"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board



************ ********* ********* ********* ****



"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"



************ ********* ********* ************ *



LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"



************ ********* ********* ********* ****



Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...

"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"



************ ********* ********* ********* ****



Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father



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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"



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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??



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Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..

"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"

Wt is dis all about dude?

[maximus]

its funny English ....Different Phrases .... in different situations.. !

all lame english... !

[Djrullz]

ROPHAL..!!!


The Best was " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)"..

[rooney8]

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL :ROFL nice

[rituel]

Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...

"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"


i didnt get d meaning of dis y does a chem HOD want to marry his daughter Obli ur perverted dis is takin it too far man

man my personal fav was

"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board

"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"

[maximus]

that was a joke dumbass...was supposed to make u laugh..n it wasnt perv..ur thnking is perv... lulz !!

[f4natic]

Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

[Pain]

Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette... ? "
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ***

"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."



************ ********* ********* ********* ****



dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....



************ ********* ********* ********* ****



it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said

" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)



************ ********* ********* ********* ****



teacher in a furious mood...

write down ur name and father of ur name!!



************ ********* ********* ********* ****





"shhh..... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"



************ ********* ********* ********* ****



My manager started like this

"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"





************ ********* ********* ********* ****



"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board



************ ********* ********* ********* ****



"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"



************ ********* ********* ************ *



LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"



************ ********* ********* ********* ****



Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...

"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"



************ ********* ********* ********* ****



Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father



************ ********* ********* ********* ****



"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"



************ ********* ********* ********* ****



Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??



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Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..

"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"

OMFG ROFAL.....

[jaxdude88]

max u dnt giv ur dirty looks to my friend luna u fatt asss

[Pain]

Let it be re.... u know Luna is Homo$exual........ even though he'll sleep with a Girl or a Boy...... he is !!!!

[sunny_a3mania]

awsome !

lemme add a few more...

Open the window and let the atmosphere come in.

I have two daughters both of them are female..

[roasteddragon]

That was hell of jokes!!!

Stand in a straight Circle
If u don't get up in the morning i will run 10 rounds
Hotel AC:COOLS AND HEATES, IF YOU WANT JUST CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF.
-A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer:
DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS.

[maximus]

Lulz

[famashus1791]

wow ROFLMAO!!!!.......
I GT A COUPLE MORE...

teacher says to student,"stop talking or il have u and ur father tommorow in my office"..............

angry teacher, "DO YOU THINK IM NOT MAD ?!!!@@!????"......................