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Lulz...here is a collection of some Dumbest Pjs...u all can add in wateva is in ur knwledge !


Q: Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?

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Monday is a Weak Day....

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Q: Which is the safest way to see a shark?

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Ans: On Television....

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A FANTASTIC PJ:

Q: What would Baby Corn say To Mom Corn?

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Guess plz....

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He'll ask:

"Where is Pop Corn?"



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Q: What is the full form of CNBC ???

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Cartoon Network for Business Community !!



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Q: Do u know what is the meaning of PYAR?

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Some friends sitting on the table in a BAR.....

& saying.....

"P - YAAR"



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Q1) What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?

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A: Wear a T-SHIRT.





Q2) What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?

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A: Group discussion when he is alone.



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Q: Why did Ram Gopal Varma made 'Phoonk'?

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ANS:

Uski Picchli 'AAG' ko bujhaane ke liye....



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Q: What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple ???

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Guess???

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MARUTI 800!!!



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Dharam Paaji subscribed to Hutch. But the hutch network did not follow him.



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Bcoz the Dog was afraid,

'Kutte! Main tera khoon pee jaunga.'



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Q: Dada Kondake opened a Bank in the memory of his Mother's Grandmother

i.e. Great Grandmother.

What did he name the bank?

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"I CHI I CHI I" Bank.



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Q: What is the difference between Paneer Masala and Paneer 'Tikka' Masala??



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Simple!

The Latter is Vaccinated...!!

Hehe.. Nice ones Obli..

I got some SMS PJ's..

Though i can't find most of them.. these are the one's which I was able to find..


1. Ab Pakau PJ bhej ke nahi karoonga tujhe Bore....
wah wah.. wah wah..
Ab Pakau PJ bhej ke nahi karoonga tujhe Bore..

TERI ORE.. TERI ORE.. TERI ORE... TERI ORE..


2. Tune Mera dil toda Mujhe Hua Pain..
Wah wah.. wah wah
Tune Mera dil toda mujhe hua pain..

GIVE ME SOME SUNSHINE GIVE ME SOME RAIN..



I had more.. but can't find them in my Mobile.. will post as soon as i find them...

Lulz...rophall !

ROFL , a few arent PJs lol , anyways nice

Some CID Special PJ shayaris....

1. 5 rupees ka ek samosa, 10 rupees ke do...
5 rupees ka ek samosa, 10 rupees ke do..

"DAYA DARWAZA TOD DO.."


2. Party ke menu mein kurkure aur lays hai...
Party ke menu mein kurkure aur lays hai..

"DAYA SHAYAD YE KIDNAPPING KA CASE HAI.."


3. Sawan ghar aaye to har phool khilega..
Waahh..!!!

Takdeer mein jo likha hai sabko wahi milega...
Waahh..!!! Waahh..!!!

Tailor ko jo naap doge kapda waisa hi silega..
Waah..!! Waah..!! Waah..!!

Aur DAYA kehta hai, "KOI APNI JAGAH SE NAHI HILEGA.."


4. Ye haseen vadiyaan aur khula khula akaash..
Ye haseen vadiyaan aur khula khula akaash..

"OH MY GOD ABHIJIT..!! EK AUR LAASH..!! "

Lol...Dj it seems ur an xpert in the PJ thng..

hehe..!!! Thank You..!!!

Some More PJ's..!!!


1. Arz Kiya Hai...
Saap Ne Piya Bakri ka khoon...!!
Saap ne Piya Bakri ka Khoon..!!!!!

GOOD AFTERNOON.. GOOD AFTERNOON..!!!!


2. Tere pyaar mein pagal ho gaya peter..
Tere pyaar mein pagalk ho gaya peter..

AB HERO HONDA SPLENDOR 80km PRATI LITRE..!!!


3. Bahar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi..!!
Bahar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi..!!

PHOOL KO KHILNE SE PEHLE BAKRI KHA GAYI..!!!


4. Aatma chod gayi shareer purana..
Aatma chod gayi shareer purana..!!!

DIDI TERA DEWAR DEEWANA..!!!


5. Yashomati maiya se bole nand lala..!!
Yashomati maiya se bole nand lala..

"MAA, TATA SKY LAGA DAALA TO LIFE JHINGALALA..!! "


6. Hoton pe "Haan" hai, dil mein "Naa" hai..!!
Hoton pe "Haan" hai, dil mein "Naa" hai..

SHASHI KAPOOR KEHTA HAI : "MERE PAAS MAA HAI..!! "


7. Gandhiji ne Kyon kaha angrejo se chale jao..!!
wah! wah!
Gandhiji ne Kyon kaha angrejo se chale jao..!!

MELODY KHAO KHUD JAAN JAO..!!!


8. MY POEM..!!!

Zindagi badi udas hai..!!
Dog ko lagi pyas hai..!!
Mujhe duniya se na koi aas hai..!!
US PAS BIJLI GIR JAYE JO KAHE MERI POEM BAKWAS HAI..!!


9. Romeo ne Juliet se bola tha ek SACH..!!
wah..! wah..!
Romeo ne Juliet se bola tha ek SACH..!!

ASLI MASALE SACH SACH.. M.D.H M.D.H..!!!

Lmao...Lol...ur the PJ King...lolax... !~

Thank You..!!!

Pj No.

1.) Ladki k chakkar me doston se hui fight....
Ladki k chakkar me doston se hui fight....
Area of Triangle is = Half x Base x Height

2.) School ki Ghanti aur Jawan Ladki me kya samanata hai ??
Dono me se kisis ko bhi bajao,,,,, Bachhe hi bahar nikalte hain......

3.) Ladka : Yamraj ji muje waqt se pehle kyun utha liya....
Yamraj : Dimag chatna Band kar.... March ending hai.... Target pura karna tha !!!!!

4.) Obli Jalebi bech raha tha, Magar keh raha tha - ' Aalu lelo Aalu'
Deadraizer bola - 'par yeh toh Jalebi hai'
Raju - ' Aabe ghade chup hoja, warna Makkhiyon ko pata chal jayega !!!!

5.) Mere PJ's padh kar mujhe logo ne kia dill se puch......
Mere PJ's padh kar mujhe logo ne kia dill se puch......
kya aapke gaal hain 'PONDS Googlie Wooglie Woosh' !!!!

lol... ur even worse than Dj !!

Thanks for appreciation

Yea lol..!!

Atleast mine were a little funny