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maximus wrote:Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette... ? "
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Class teacher once said :

" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"



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once hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america.."



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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."



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dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....



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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said

" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)



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teacher in a furious mood...

write down ur name and father of ur name!!



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"shhh..... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"



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My manager started like this

"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"





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"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board



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"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"



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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"



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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...

"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"



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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father



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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"



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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??



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Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..

"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"

Wt is dis all about dude?

its funny English ....Different Phrases .... in different situations.. !

all lame english... !

ROPHAL..!!!


The Best was " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)"..

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL :ROFL nice

Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...

"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"


i didnt get d meaning of dis y does a chem HOD want to marry his daughter Obli ur perverted dis is takin it too far man

man my personal fav was

"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board

"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"

that was a joke dumbass...was supposed to make u laugh..n it wasnt perv..ur thnking is perv... lulz !!

maximus wrote:

Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

maximus wrote:Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette... ? "
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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."



************ ********* ********* ********* ****



dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....



************ ********* ********* ********* ****



it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said

" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)



************ ********* ********* ********* ****



teacher in a furious mood...

write down ur name and father of ur name!!



************ ********* ********* ********* ****





"shhh..... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"



************ ********* ********* ********* ****



My manager started like this

"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"





************ ********* ********* ********* ****



"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board



************ ********* ********* ********* ****



"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"



************ ********* ********* ************ *



LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"



************ ********* ********* ********* ****



Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...

"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"



************ ********* ********* ********* ****



Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father



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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"



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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??



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Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..

"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"

OMFG ROFAL.....

max u dnt giv ur dirty looks to my friend luna u fatt asss

Let it be re.... u know Luna is Homo$exual........ even though he'll sleep with a Girl or a Boy...... he is !!!!

awsome !

lemme add a few more...

Open the window and let the atmosphere come in.

I have two daughters both of them are female..

That was hell of jokes!!!

Stand in a straight Circle
If u don't get up in the morning i will run 10 rounds
Hotel AC:COOLS AND HEATES, IF YOU WANT JUST CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF.
-A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer:
DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS.

Lulz

wow ROFLMAO!!!!.......
I GT A COUPLE MORE...

teacher says to student,"stop talking or il have u and ur father tommorow in my office"..............

angry teacher, "DO YOU THINK IM NOT MAD ?!!!@@!????"......................