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Spar†anS

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:54 pm
by GhostWalker
Greetings, Hellmarshians!.

I hope I find you all well.

I am Quadamage, chief historian and an accomplished leader for the great and powerful Spartan Army of the late King Kwoan in the town of TEMOZ, a thousand blessings upon his name.

For hundreds of years, the Spartans were the most feared fighting force in the whole world. With calm and ruthless precision, and years of training, we mastered the essential militaristic skills of blunt swords, deadly axes, and the bloody spear.

This generation lavishes unwarranted praise upon the insipid abilities of Chuck Norris and his puny "roundhouse kick." We Spartans once raped an oncoming force of 10,000 elite Quanatians with a single phalanx. We left our newborn children on windswept mountaintops to ensure they were strong enough to survive.

We revolutionized and perfected the idea of the fascist warrior state, and the best challenge you can mount to our legacy is Walker, Texas Ranger! =)) . Chuck Norris couldn't strike a Spartan child without having his skeleton shatter into a boneless bag, fit for a lonely future as a hirsute loofah in one of our relaxing group baths.

But in all honesty, being the masters of war gets rather boring. People expect you to win, so you have to make things interesting. Wield a sword with your non-dominant hand. Thrust your lance forward in unconventional time signatures. Sometimes we even stabbed ourself's in the leg beforehand just to give my opponents a chance!

So we're preparing for war against the Quanatian Army, which was led by Some FAG, a man who called himself "the FAGKING" =)) and once had an uncooperative river whipped 300 times just to prove he was hardcore. Such a display might have been intimidating were we salmon or tadpoles or perhaps a swan with unusually poor reflexes, but as men of unparalleled soldierly skill we felt no fear.

We are now assembling a new force of 13 men to repel any number of invading Quanatians!! So all you brutal warriors in Temoz pm me and i shall put you through the spartan test and if you prevail you will get to join the Spar†anS. :ymdevil:

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(P.S)Don't stare at the chick u dirty pervs!

ALSO BEWARE
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THA CHOSEN ONES SO FAR!

1. Quadamage
2. Jattsta
3. Roverz
4. Horcrax
5. ZWarrior
6. Cybertooth
7. Ptk
8. Finlord
9. Royalshine
10.Dipak
11.LegendKiller
12.Spartens
13.Jungleman

Re: Spar†anS

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:57 pm
by rituel
ROFL funny KH :D

Re: Spar†anS

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:00 pm
by maximus
can u kindly describe the tests we hav to undergo.. o Mighty Sparten leader.. =)) !

Re: Spar†anS

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:05 pm
by rituel
i see in dat pic a woman u better remove her frm d pic coz women dnt fit in warrriors kh :P

Re: Spar†anS

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:07 pm
by GhostWalker
Ay! noble people! That is the leaders woman! Do not stare at her!! and also do not spam in Spartans thread!!!!

And yea... The test is very brutal! you have to pm me in game and i will think of it based on the mighty kings will!

No need to spam more, just pm me in game. This thread for spartan members only!!

Re: Spar†anS

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:09 pm
by rohitsinghania
rofl dog's army wid human leader awww... awesom pic

Re: Spar†anS

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:11 pm
by maximus
Rofl Leader... Look at the Chic's Abz... ZZZZ OMG !!

Re: Spar†anS

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:13 pm
by GhostWalker
Ay! Every character is the game has a merc and shue as a pet! In the picture above only leader is shown with his WOMAN! and his pets! Apparently game developers were stupid enuff to put shue as a pet but the picture above makes more sense all u need is little common knowledge! if u lack it i cant help!

Re: Spar†anS

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:15 pm
by rituel
so u make hk merc fr ur warrior and fuk it at night? :D nice 1 :D

Re: Spar†anS

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:20 pm
by GhostWalker
Looks like above poster fantasizes too much abt game, clearly seen that he has no clue wats the difference between a merc and a WOMAN! Go get laid son! :))

Re: Spar†anS

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:22 pm
by rohitsinghania
no .. this is not fair ... the woman warrior gets... 1 pet n the other man warrior gets 2 pets? or the other way round... or may be 1 pet went to loo or smthing so aint in picture ? :P

Re: Spar†anS

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:25 pm
by GhostWalker
no actually 1 pet ran away from his master to just get into the photo =)) =))

Re: Spar†anS

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:44 pm
by maximus
Everythng said n Done.. y is the Warrior Leader Scratching his Dick? XD !

Re: Spar†anS

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:48 pm
by GhostWalker
he actually removing condom :P

Re: Spar†anS

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:56 pm
by maximus
Rofl havin Sex Wid a Busty Ab-Babe..LMFAO... !


Kindly tell us the test cinditions here Quad-Sensei ! =P !